the *WORST* ways ive been HIT UP ON💥😍😮‍💨🤗💥

for context: im 20, i have never used a dating app, never been to clubs + not a drinker!! 🔥🔥🔥 some of these were major bruh moments so might as well share for the lols 😜

--not ranked in any order--

1. "my friend over there thinks you're cute" THIS IS ALREADY BAD BECAUSE NO BALLS but in my unfortunate case the guy who told me his friend thinks i'm cute was actually the one who was interested himself TF 😭😭😭 i had a feeling this was the case bc he was the NOISIEST AND UK HOW A CERTAIN BREED OF PEOPLE GET LOUDER AND KEEP LOOKING WHEN THEYRE INTERESTED IN SOMEONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 and his friends were laughing when he was asking me SO 🧌🧍🏻‍♀️

3/10 👎🏻 bro was already going to ask me himself ?? so why didnt he just say he was interested in the first place ISN'T THAT OBVIOUSLY THE BETTER OPTION WHAT A LIAR 🔥🔥👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻 U KNOW WHAT MINUS 2 POINTS HE GETS A 1 just for giving me an easy comeback and boosting my ego 🙏🏻😔😔😔

2. Sliding into my DMs then DELETING YOUR MESSAGE AFTER I REPLY 💀💀💀

-839402040202/10 WTF🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🤯🤯😤😤😤

SO EMBARRASSSINGGG I OBVIOUSLY FREAKING SCREENSHOTTED UR INITIAL MESSAGE U IMBECILE 😨😨😨😨🤢🤢🤢🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻 did bro think that I WAS NOT GOING TO SEE THAT ??? idk if my ego was HURT OR BOOSTED BUT TO BE SAFE LETS DEDUCT A MILLION MORE POINTS 🖕🏻🖕🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

3. ASKING ME FOR FWB (friends with benefits) then after getting rejected ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND 😨

-8000000003993838282/10 💩🤡🤡🤡🤡💩💩💩💩💩👿👿👿👿

JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL JAILLLLLLL 🔥🔥🔥

this one had a lil KICK to it because i actually liked the guy so MY SEC 2 ASS AGREED AND guess WHERE WAS OUR FIRST DATE. BRO TOOK ME TO A STAIRCASE AT MTFKING HOUGANG GREEN BITCH 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭 we didn't do anything I SWEAR 🙏🏻 the date isn't technically considered being hit up on but THE INTENTION WAS TERRIBLE ANYWAY AND asking for fwb before is insane ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻🤓🤓🤓🤓

4. BUS INTERCHANGE MAN (idk if he was hitting up on me but ILL TAKE IT ANYWAY)

9/10 ✨🌈☀️🫧🎉🎀

5. GYM GUY. 🏋🏻‍♂️ this is quite cliche la I was in the gym and i can see him and his friends reflections behind me and they kept loitering near me and talking THE TYPICAL LOITERING AND LOOKIN 🥶 (it felt sus because i saw the same dude for a few days looking over 🫡) he camped beside the girl's washroom then before i entered he stood infront of me and said he thought i was cute and asked for my IG. mans was scheming 🙏🏻

🤌🏻 6/10 i guess. like i said, felt abit cliche (i didnt really care at that time tbh like i felt :p throughout) PLUS his friends were around waiting and they can HEAR EVERYTHING too so i kind of felt pressured 👎🏻BOOOO🍅🍅🍅

6. MY BOYFRIEND!!!! sliding into my DMs and bringing up an inside joke from earlier then asking me on a date <3

👑283920392891/10 👑🥇

I RESPECT💪🏻🙏🏻 for not beating around the bush and being clear and straight up. He could read and RECIPROCATE my texting style and I COULD TRUST THAT HE WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF ME FROM THE START 💯💯💯💯🎀🎉🦋

👉🏻 Overrall, be honest and confident... if you're shy then maybe see the vibes, maybe your target will like that 💪🏻🙌🏻 it's all about the vibes and THINK IF YOU WERE IN THEIR SHOES 👟... what would you RESPECT AND FEEL MORE INCLINED TO AGREEING 🤔🤔🤔 trying to be noisy and stuff can be seen as cringe to some but to others it's cute SO ITS ALL IN THE VIBES 🫣 but generally, i'd say being SURE about the compliments you're giving can be a plus (e.g. i thought you were really pretty / your energy felt so livey????). MEH CANT ASK ME IM SORRY ive never asked anyone out HAHAHA

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