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for context: im 20, i have never used a dating app, never been to clubs + not a drinker!! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ some of these were major bruh moments so might as well share for the lols ๐
--not ranked in any order--
1. "my friend over there thinks you're cute" THIS IS ALREADY BAD BECAUSE NO BALLS but in my unfortunate case the guy who told me his friend thinks i'm cute was actually the one who was interested himself TF ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ i had a feeling this was the case bc he was the NOISIEST AND UK HOW A CERTAIN BREED OF PEOPLE GET LOUDER AND KEEP LOOKING WHEN THEYRE INTERESTED IN SOMEONE ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ and his friends were laughing when he was asking me SO ๐ง๐ง๐ปโโ๏ธ
3/10 ๐๐ป bro was already going to ask me himself ?? so why didnt he just say he was interested in the first place ISN'T THAT OBVIOUSLY THE BETTER OPTION WHAT A LIAR ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป U KNOW WHAT MINUS 2 POINTS HE GETS A 1 just for giving me an easy comeback and boosting my ego ๐๐ป๐๐๐
2. Sliding into my DMs then DELETING YOUR MESSAGE AFTER I REPLY ๐๐๐
-839402040202/10 WTF๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐คฏ๐คฏ๐ค๐ค๐ค
SO EMBARRASSSINGGG I OBVIOUSLY FREAKING SCREENSHOTTED UR INITIAL MESSAGE U IMBECILE ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ๐คข๐คข๐คข๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป did bro think that I WAS NOT GOING TO SEE THAT ??? idk if my ego was HURT OR BOOSTED BUT TO BE SAFE LETS DEDUCT A MILLION MORE POINTS ๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป๐๐ป
3. ASKING ME FOR FWB (friends with benefits) then after getting rejected ASKED ME TO BE HIS GIRLFRIEND ๐จ
-8000000003993838282/10 ๐ฉ๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ
JAIL JAIL JAIL JAIL JAILLLLLLL ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
this one had a lil KICK to it because i actually liked the guy so MY SEC 2 ASS AGREED AND guess WHERE WAS OUR FIRST DATE. BRO TOOK ME TO A STAIRCASE AT MTFKING HOUGANG GREEN BITCH ๐๐๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ we didn't do anything I SWEAR ๐๐ป the date isn't technically considered being hit up on but THE INTENTION WAS TERRIBLE ANYWAY AND asking for fwb before is insane โ๐ปโ๐ปโ๐ปโ๐ปโ๐ป๐ค๐ค๐ค๐ค
4. BUS INTERCHANGE MAN (idk if he was hitting up on me but ILL TAKE IT ANYWAY)
9/10 โจ๐โ๏ธ๐ซง๐๐
5. GYM GUY. ๐๐ปโโ๏ธ this is quite cliche la I was in the gym and i can see him and his friends reflections behind me and they kept loitering near me and talking THE TYPICAL LOITERING AND LOOKIN ๐ฅถ (it felt sus because i saw the same dude for a few days looking over ๐ซก) he camped beside the girl's washroom then before i entered he stood infront of me and said he thought i was cute and asked for my IG. mans was scheming ๐๐ป
๐ค๐ป 6/10 i guess. like i said, felt abit cliche (i didnt really care at that time tbh like i felt :p throughout) PLUS his friends were around waiting and they can HEAR EVERYTHING too so i kind of felt pressured ๐๐ปBOOOO๐ ๐ ๐
6. MY BOYFRIEND!!!! sliding into my DMs and bringing up an inside joke from earlier then asking me on a date <3
๐283920392891/10 ๐๐ฅ
I RESPECT๐ช๐ป๐๐ป for not beating around the bush and being clear and straight up. He could read and RECIPROCATE my texting style and I COULD TRUST THAT HE WANTED TO TAKE CARE OF ME FROM THE START ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐ฏ๐๐๐ฆ
๐๐ป Overrall, be honest and confident... if you're shy then maybe see the vibes, maybe your target will like that ๐ช๐ป๐๐ป it's all about the vibes and THINK IF YOU WERE IN THEIR SHOES ๐... what would you RESPECT AND FEEL MORE INCLINED TO AGREEING ๐ค๐ค๐ค trying to be noisy and stuff can be seen as cringe to some but to others it's cute SO ITS ALL IN THE VIBES ๐ซฃ but generally, i'd say being SURE about the compliments you're giving can be a plus (e.g. i thought you were really pretty / your energy felt so livey????). MEH CANT ASK ME IM SORRY ive never asked anyone out HAHAHA
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